Straight up amazing…

Rear Window Timelapse from Jeff Desom on Vimeo.

Today was…

…crimping phone cables, driving a pickup truck, mountains, goat shit, a soppressata sandwich, shoveling aforementioned goat shit, ikea boxes, rain, chocolate chip cookies, installing print software, miter sawing, a chipmunk, saw dust, my head lamp, cedar paneling, fish cakes, lemon cake, bourbon, wooden mobiles and finally more bourbon. 

all in all, a good day.

these colors don’t run…but maybe they should.

How do I get a jumpsuit like this?

A Headless Bald Man

It’s a surprise their empire didn’t last longer given that they could figure out stuff as awesome as this!

Catalunya 2009

You don’t have to like moto-racing to appreciate this because there’s something special about seeing the two best at what they do go head to head. This is Frasier and Ali, Federer vs Nadal, Magic vs Bird, Westley against Inigo Montoya… all while doing something that frankly doesn’t seem like it should be possible on two wheels. It’s awesome. 

(Source: vimeo.com)

This is rad as effin’ hell. Toy cars gone wild…Awesome. 

Stickers Gone Wild

This artist let thousands of kids cover her exhibit with stickers. Straight up awesome.

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A post-racial halloween

We must truly be in post-racial america because today I took two very white, very blond little kids trick-or-treating and no less than three separate people referred to me as the “dad.”

Since everyone knows how hard it is to adopt cute white babies and I look nothing like a small blond child people must assume there is some crazy recessive gene action going on.

Otherwise, I really have no explanation.

I need this in my apartment

Some dreams can come true…Nike’s making 1500 of these bad boys and auctioning them off on ebay. The first pair sold for $37,000…anyone got forty grand they can lend me?

(Source: hollywoodreporter.com)

An email i just received from someone i do not know

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